Jake

A man who is Either very kind or drinks bang energy they are always doing something stupid but always love their friends

“My name is jake” “I love you”

by Skiddle_balls0 November 21, 2021

Jake Russo

An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.

Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

The Shaun Jake

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.

"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."

by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021

Jake

Jake is a kind and loving person who will never leave you if he ever came into your life. He is always be nice but does have an angry side.

Oh look, here comes Jake

by Bootyboi123 November 21, 2021

Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.

i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth

by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021

Jake ryder

jake ryder by far the biggest fuller sender and also the longest cock in the crew

Ay any one seen a jake ryder

Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back

It’s definitely jake ryder

by Shshshsg October 16, 2019

Jake

It rhymes with 'Cake'.

"Hey look, there's Jake the Cake!"

by You'reWelcome69 October 20, 2019