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Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.
"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"
by Skizoo May 24, 2022
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donkey

you're an absolute donkey
by fbghehhbg March 31, 2022
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Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.
Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!
by BEV April 20, 2017
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Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow of a bong while filling to the correct water level
Doc was burping the donkey so he could get ready to do a dab.
by cheddachris2 June 20, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.

Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.
"There goes a Swamp Donkey! Should we shoot it, or kick it?"
by Slashback October 9, 2009
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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
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Swamp donkey

A dirty little weight truck that is tough and goes in the mud
Dirty little truck usually driven by a country boy that hunts and fishes in the souther Louisiana swaps. He is driving a swamp donkey that needs to be cleaned up!
by Country Fun truck May 15, 2018
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