Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020
david; i love you
by pluto your mum June 21, 2019
David is straight but he will accept you for who you are whether you're black white asian mexican straight gay lesbian transgender bisexual disabled suffering from mental illness etc he's the nicest
by Boogereater69 March 25, 2021
Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.
by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021
by Boogereater69 May 23, 2022
by Boogereater69 January 27, 2021
He is the best person in the worldddddddddddddddddd.
by Gerald Apricot December 06, 2021