black cream

black lotion it tastes awesome

I would love some black cream in my mouth.
Others: ME TOO I LOVE BLACK CREAM

by BlackMaleNotRacist February 8, 2022

cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.

Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.

by Slothster January 15, 2024

Krispy Cream

you put a donut on your dick and make your girl suck on it, once she sucks on the donut, you nut. that's a krispy cream!

Man 1: hey I got donut.
Man 2: are you going to Krispy Cream?

by Water Gooose December 26, 2020

Jelly cream pie

like a regular cream pie, but the woman is on her period. So it looks like a lil Debbie jelly cream pie.

I had a jelly cream pie for breakfast and my mouth still taste like salty pennies

by BFrick January 26, 2021

Munch on the Cream

Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.

Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!

by cyclemanialightning July 28, 2023

Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

by fufck January 1, 2024