Cal Cooker

The elusive counterpart of Kal Baker. No one has ever seen this mythical creature but legend says he is a FURRY, and lives in the basement of your house

I am telling you, I totally saw Cal Cooker last night standing at the bottom of the stairwell. That night was off the BOOF

Cal Cooker by urboyanonymoose September 22, 2022

left one cooking 

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

left one cooking by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

Morning Cookies 

Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.

My girlfriend has been suffering from morning cookies for a few days now.

Morning Cookies by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Lance Coolie 

"Lance Coolie" is used by US Marines to refer to the Lance Corporal (E-3) rank. The term implies that Lance Corporals are used for menial labor; a play on the term "coolie" applied to Chinese workers.

Damn, I'm stuck stacking ammo cans again? I thought I'd be past this shit when I got promoted, but I guess I'm just a Lance Coolie...

Lance Coolie by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011

Cooking pies 

This is a common term used for meth cooks and dealers in the house of production. It is referring to the production of meth. Which comes out in layed form as a pie would.

Tyrone and I are cooking pies in the trap house.

Cooking pies by Tekkieeee April 10, 2015

slave cookies

A slang term for the popular brand of cookies known as Famous Amos. Called such because of the subjective picture on the back of the packaging.

"Those were some bangin slave cookies!"

slave cookies by ScottyB September 26, 2004

vaginal cookies 

hymen extracted from a womans vagina and baked in an oven, then consumed with milk.

i was cleaning my cnals and decided to make some vaginal cookies.

vaginal cookies by landferd jackson August 2, 2010