justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

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"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024

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Pulled A Brian

When you recommend a game to someone and they start playing it more than you and you stop playing it.

Josh: Dude I found this cool game called Tekken

Anthony: Cool! I'll try it out later

*3 months later

Anthony: Wow. Josh hasn't played tekken in a long time and I grinded all the way up to Tekken King in 2 months. He really Pulled a Brian on me.

by Brain Priest-Eugene March 17, 2026

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at least there are no briars

Da rueful "thank goodness for no thorns" cheer-up remark dat you say to your bush-whacking companions when laboriously pushing your way through thick brush. Thankfully for Brer Rabbit, Brer Fox and Brer Bear were **not** able to utter this phrase when they flung Brer Rabbit into the nearby prickly thicket, and thus said dense patch of spiky brambles prevented them from pursuing said bunny as he was guffawingly making his escape.

When da prince rescued Sleeping Beauty, he wasn't actually able to tell his horse, "At least there are no briars" as he was slashing his way through da thorn-bushes that ringed the castle. However, he and his trusty steed still never got scratched at all, thanks to da magic sword dat da three good fairies had given him; said enchanted sabre caused da spiky bushes to simply fall away to one side as da blade-wielding hero hacked them down.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

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