Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021

Malemel Toe

When wearing tight pants the dick and balls are smooshed together to form the appearance of a camel toe.

Sure, Anthony's butt looks good in those pants, but everyone’s watching him because he's exhibiting major malemel toe.

by pongrizzle September 19, 2021

toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021

Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.

I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb

by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 7, 2021

Toes

Creepy crawlers that are attached to ur feet and they crawl up u in ur sleep😱😱

Ur toes will eat u alive

by woogawoofa October 9, 2021

Joes Toes

Everywhere you see him he’s got flops on or the mans barefoot. But none the less an absolute savage and always keep a tooly around him. His car will make your grandma fall in love with him.

Hol on there goes Joes Toes, sexy mf.

by Yooooooooooo11 October 11, 2021

tic tac toe king

someone who is good at tic tac toe

woah! i cannot beat this dude in tic tac toe! he is so good. he is the tic tac toe king!

by totalsexybeastballs October 14, 2021