A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.
Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.
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Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist
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Get the Social Dickstancing mug.Someone who will ask you for your opinion or ask you “questions” with the intent to coerce you into an argument. If they don’t like what you have to say, they will use it against you to triangulate people within a social circle. Social manipulators do this to feed off the drama they created.
Typically they do this to gain social clout within their community and or on social media where the social manipulator will manufacture lies, launch a smear campaign against you to gain support for the lies they made up about you. They achieve this by gaslighting the community with cherry picked screenshots that do not provide the community with enough information to assess the situation for themselves. Sometimes they will just out right expect you to blind follow them by telling you, you just need to ‘trust them’.
Typically they do this to gain social clout within their community and or on social media where the social manipulator will manufacture lies, launch a smear campaign against you to gain support for the lies they made up about you. They achieve this by gaslighting the community with cherry picked screenshots that do not provide the community with enough information to assess the situation for themselves. Sometimes they will just out right expect you to blind follow them by telling you, you just need to ‘trust them’.
They tried to coerce me into talking badly about a mutual friend and when I wouldn’t, they accused me of trying to silence them, then dragged me across social media based on the lies they made up to gain attention. What a social manipulator.
by Anonymous Supporter May 26, 2022
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Get the trans-social mug.When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.
Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”
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