toe automatics

When you like to suck toes during sex

Shorty wanna come over and let me do some toe automatics on her

by Mynameisskylarbittner June 2, 2018

Egg toe

When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg

Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe

by Discreetbitch July 16, 2020

Pink toe

Pink toe

You like them pink toes

by Vanna24 December 21, 2021

Toe Jam

The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.

"Shut up dude, this Toe Jam setup would go faster if you weren't watching me."

by Savantic May 21, 2020

Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”

by Mad Handsome April 20, 2018

Toes up in the sand

Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.

Dude, I was toes up in the sand in the Philipines most of the summer.

by Toes Up April 28, 2021

toes

the 10 oddly shaped sausages at the bottom of a human body. mostly used to balance and eat.

shoe: hey freaky fella 😏
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍

by ChickenFungus 2.0 July 29, 2022