real.

his (steve lacy) face and the music. perfection exists.

baby keem is the realest.

steve lacy is real.

by kudekeem March 27, 2024

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real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.

If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.

by QuacksO February 29, 2020

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Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.

Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

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Get the Rewards are not realmug.

REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.

You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

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Real Futbol 24

Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.

Person 1: Let's play RF24 (Real Futbol 24) bro
Person 2: I play FC25 you fucking brokie

by CosmicRetro December 18, 2024

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Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.

Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !

by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023

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