Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.

James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"

by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 8, 2020

Snake

Someone who would betray a good friend over something trivial for their own benefit.

Ryan totally chucked Thomas under the bus today so he could get a free dinner ticket from Annemarie... he's such a snake!

by Boabby Bang Bang August 29, 2023

Snake in a bottle

a penis inside a vagina

Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."

by Edgar Tarsh November 9, 2019

western brown snake

When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.

" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"

by SuZp3Kt January 14, 2020

snake

a fake person, commonly used in sentences or phrases like, "she's a snake" "🐍"

" such a fake person, she's a snake, ain't fucking with 🐍🐍🐍 bruh"

by rapun$elth0t September 7, 2017

angry snake

when your having sex and push your woman on the ground and tie her legs and scream im going to go have sex with your mother/sister she will chase you like a angry snake

john: i gave a sally a angry snake last night i screamed her mothers name
zack: cool dude

by forkman11 March 12, 2022

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016