Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

show me your shower head

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis

Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!

by DanFan4Life! April 15, 2021

golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

Shower beer

Take that harper

Harper’s shower beer

by Hcbkifcc March 9, 2024

toy soldier shower

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship

Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

by Tan tatter March 10, 2024

Polar shower

When a girl is kneeling in the shower and a guy is standing over her and cums all over her, like a shower.

"I just gave that bitch a polar shower."

by cosmogurl November 21, 2013

Dolphin shower

When you shave your entire body in the shower

Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower

by dicks9000 September 11, 2018