shower-lasagna

The act of two greasy, hairy Italians going at it in a motel shower.

Did you hear? Since Mikie broke up with Stacy it's been non stop shower-lasagnas for him.

by Johnnyjuice May 30, 2019

shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.

"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"

by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020

shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 14, 2021

hangover shower

A hangover shower is literally when you have shower sitting down, can't be arsed doing anything else than resting, wanting to go back to bed but you know you need to get clean after that messy night.

Too tired for words, im gonna have a hangover shower because i can not be bothered doing anything else

by Hangover shower February 9, 2017

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.

Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.

by He him chichi May 21, 2022

Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.

Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!

by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016