Potato

Potato is a highly consumed drug that most of people consume in their free time.
Potato is also known as mister potato where he teached PeppaPig how to eat potatos.

8 year old kid: yo do you have the thing?
dealer(potato seller) yes how much you want kid?

by _MomZ September 17, 2020

Tomash potato

An absolute qt with a big batty

Let’s go tomash potato

by The tomash admirer April 13, 2020

Snatch potato

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.

Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022

potato

The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato

me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)

by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018

Tram potato

The person who intentionally pretends to be asleep on a train just to avoid social interactions.

– Hey, u see that guy? I'm almost 100% sure he's not sleeping—he closed his eyes and lie head down when he saw the other guy getting inside and approaching him.
– Classic, tram potato.

by not-potato October 7, 2021

Potato Angel

A very attractive bald woman.

The "potato" part of the name is in reference to the smoothness and shape of her bald head.

I'd fuck the shit out of that potato angel

by GlazeDiver December 30, 2024

Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022