Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

posting

Twitter slang (usually used as a backhanded compliment) for the act of almost reflexively or unconsciously writing tweets off the cuff that purely reflect the writer’s id or base instincts and as such are unintentionally funny to observers.

“Donald Trump is posting again, he just tweeted that Big Bird is pushing an Antifa agenda”

by BakedBeanBreville November 13, 2021

Community licking post

A public sweet spot for spreading germs

I saw your little brother at the community licking post waiting his turn with your uncle's spot

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Link Posted

where you bamboozle someone into looking at a picture of Link from The Legend of Zelda

“Hey, i just Link Posted that streamer with a video of Link titled ‘Top Ten French People’”

by SomeOtherSanics November 20, 2021

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

by beedub75 October 27, 2021

National post your crush day

On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them

“Today is national post your crush day!”

Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”

“YES!”

by Supernatural.Dean&Sam October 27, 2021

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

you really just copy and pasted the urban dictionary content rules, you must be bored

Rules: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by PainoGaming October 31, 2021