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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
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Dead pig

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022
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Pig

Anyone with the name noah
Noah is such a pig
by 133.133 May 23, 2022
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sniffing the pig

when your girlfriend wants you to smell her chuff after sex
'last nite barney got down there and was bloody sniffing the pig,he will get it tonight'
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War pig

Dude, you should hook up with Betty. What a war pig!
by DaHolmes April 21, 2024
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ditch pig mi-kay-la

An anorexic looking, bottom feeding, needle banging, disgusting lowlife that’s usually found in the lowest class areas of a city. Commonly referred to as a lot lizard,
She will always be a Ditch Pig Mi-kay-La all her life.
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Pig Latin

A language used in Teen Titans. Taking the first letter of the word and putting "ay" on the end - Only used on consanants.
For vowels, Just put "ay" on the end.
"Person one: eyHay hatway isay upay? Person 2: adBay. oNay irlfrindgay." Pig Latin is very easy to learn
by GojoShallDie December 18, 2023
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