Epic Poo Play

Used when the situation is incredibly epic, but not quite poggers. For example you might say that the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster was an "Epic Poo Play" because of the loud boom that the reactor caused.

It can also be used in Xbox Live parties when playing Call of Duty. Dying to your own grenade is a perfect example of an Epic Poo Play.

Also, an Epic Poo Play can be used in a sarcastic context. For example, when your Dad leaves home and doesn't return, although the situation is negative, this is also an Epic Poo Play.

The phrase "Epic Poo Play" is one of the most diverse phrases in the English language. With Morgan Langdon being the original owner of the word and having the first Epic Poo Play gamer tag on Xbox Live.
*Walks down the stairs to see parents watching the news*

Son - "Dad, have you seen the conflict between Israel and Palestine."

Dad - "Yeah mate, it's a bit of an Epic Poo Play isn't it?"
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i have to poo

just means that you need to poo
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Felt-tip poo

A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.
Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.

Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
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Front bum poo

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!
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four poo casserole

When four different people poo in the same toilet without flushing.
I was going to use the lavatory and was dismayed to find myself staring into a four poo casserole.
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inflatable poo jabber

An erect dick used for anal.
"Mam, may I insert my inflatable poo jabber in your shithole?"
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Poo-man-two

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously
wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.
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