red play

The act of oral, digital and/or sexual copulation with a female who's menstruating (or a male or female partner who's bleeding rectally), especially when blood is smeared about salaciously.

She called to postpone their hookup date because her aunt Flo was visiting, but he told her "it's cool, I'm into red play".

by Emperor Megas February 21, 2014

negitive playing time

when you not only get zero playing time in a game but also do things like fill up the water bottles

friend: dude how was the game ?

me: man it sucked, i got negitive playing time.

by mr.biggles1203 April 3, 2014

Playing the game wrong

A person that is a hoe not knowing that everybody already knew about them

A person who try's to talk to a persons friend even thou that friend already knows how they are

A girl or guy that isn't good at being a flirt or a player

You playing the game wrong
You meant play the game!!

by Babygirl🎀 June 30, 2014

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014

A Rummy playing Phenom

Carlos Chavez known as the hit man ran 15 games of Rummy. To date, he has yet to been beat.

A Rummy playing Phenom

by Rummy inspection December 31, 2013

Playing the A Card

Making reference to you or your child's autism diagnosis (as a form of disability) in a conversation with a service provider (or customer service representative) to lend greater urgency or import to your request, complaint or request for policy exception. Derived from similar term "Playing he Race Card", an idiomatic phrase that refers to exploitation of either racist or anti-racist attitudes by accusing others of racism.

I can't believe I had to wait in line for 30 minutes to pick up an item at Best Buy that was supposedly ready yesterday. After 10 minutes my son had a meltdown from the sensory overload of spending so much time in the bright, loud store.

You could see employees standing around doing nothing while I waited in line. When the manager working the desk made a comment that 'someone was a little cranky' (instead of apologizing for the inappropriate wait), I almost lost it. I'm still pretty angry but at least I got a $50 gift card after I complained to corporate, Playing the A Card.

by SmoknKynd February 4, 2015

eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.

"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015