jeramy's mom

the hot mom of jeramy who works at hooters and has some very large hooters of her own. she loves to fuck her son, jeramy as well as any one she sees.

jeramy's MOM upside down is WOW!!!!!!
jeramy's mom is the biggest spreader of aids
jeramy's mom has ginormous hooters
jeramy's mom sucks jeramy dry every night
jeramy's mom is single every morning
jeramy's mom has kong sized tities
jeramy's mom likes to get rough with miggets
jeramy's mom cant stop liking her son's pussy
jeramy's mom has the most massive melons and fruits

by the wonderous sperm whale January 4, 2008

Yer mom!

1. Slang for 'your mother'.
2. A lazy way to type 'your mom!'.
3. A trademarked phrase by Shady51.

Teh Spoon: So, Shady, what'd you do yesterday?
Shady: Yer mom!™ Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Teh Spoon: *sobs*
Shady: You do that.

by Shady51 March 9, 2004

mom rock

The maternal equivalent of dad rock. These are the female singer-songwriters your father never grew fond of as well as the heart-throbs of your mother's youth. Includes any album made before you were born that requires a vagina to fully appreciate.

You: I looked through mum's old vinyl collection for some rare Beatles LPs, but all I found were these late-80s Bob Dylan records!

Dad: That's mom rock for ya, son.

by Ninja3377 November 8, 2011

Asian Mom

Alyssa. Thank.

What a great Asian mom you have!

by Thatdude2018 March 9, 2018

Mom Eyes

When someone has mom eyes for you, it means that they view everything you do as great, or see you as beautiful/pretty/handsome even when you are not.

Best friend: You’re honestly the prettiest girl I know 😍
Best friend #2: Thank you! It’s mainly your Mom Eyes because I’m a 5 at best, but I’ll take it.

by ReesaBee216 June 23, 2019

Mom Thot

A mom that likes to hoe around/ dress like a hoe and doesn’t care what people think

Boy 1: is that kourtnee

Boy 2: yeah she’s such a mom thot

Boy 1: mom thot?
Boy 2: yeah, she posts her kids on her story then the next picture is of her titties

by Bubbles0228 January 1, 2019

Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004