The act of using your erect penis A.k.A hard on to calm a female that is flipping out or getting out of control.
by anonymous June 29, 2025

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

by ceebs.man September 15, 2017

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process. She always made it look like she didn't know what the fuck she was doing, and expected everyone else to be the same way, thinking of it as honesty (and expecting credit for honesty). How can anybody like someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing?
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable
When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019

A alternative word for "Big men with their genitalia hanging loose"
Normally used in schools, homes, and giant cemeteries.
Normally used in schools, homes, and giant cemeteries.
I like big men with their genitalia hanging loose, I like "FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode"
by rgawsfgserwah June 30, 2023
