ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021
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got the ups

The phrase "Got the ups" is a polite slang way to say "i am sick and throwing up"
Boss: "okay , are you putting in for a personal or sick day?"
Employee: "im gonna need a sick day, i got the ups"
by Adrenaline striker March 04, 2021
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Drip got me dizzy

A outfit that is so good that you can’t put into words.
POV: friend post a pic in a really amazing outfit

You in the comments : drip got me dizzy 😍
by BloopMinaj August 07, 2022
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The Fermi Paradox got them

A phrase used to describe when someone you know ghosts you or disappears from your life.

It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.

The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.
Thespy: Shit, where the fuck did Nick go?
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.
by InfinitelyTheWorst August 21, 2024
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got milt

nick name dodgers center fielder for awesome play or a hr...
Milton bradley got milt when he got a walk off hr
by milt June 22, 2005
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got me bit

You think I’m gonna clean your dishes? You got me bit!
by Juju412 February 03, 2020
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