French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl

Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.

by TreeCop March 28, 2024

French Fuck

Ass to ass with a double dildo

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.

by The10ne December 11, 2023

French Piñata

When you execute a member of the monarchy by hanging, and then hit with an axe.

French Piñata's were a very popular birthday tradition during the Revolution of 1789.

by Kim Jin Un April 2, 2024

Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

French horn

Its like French kissing but to someones butt hole

Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.

by Mexican cholo50 October 1, 2019