food dysmorphia

Someone who has unrealistic views of how much food they have consumed.

Harry has food dysmorphia. He said that he had two biscuits but the whole packet is gone!

by Libs_g1 August 30, 2017

cunts that are food

Your cunt is food and imma eat it all up

“ your cunt is food, but I ain’t going to touch a rotten fish! Your cunt is food but rotten AF!

That is my meaning of your cunts that are food

by Jacob the Legend December 13, 2018

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022

Sea food

The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat

“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien

by Bitch corvette corvette May 10, 2021

food bank

A place created for and invented by conservative MP's in order to have photographs taken of them helping the poor

Davis Cameron is out helping the poor at the food bank they didn't need until he was elected

by NoseBagUK March 21, 2022

food dick

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.

by poshzilla March 16, 2020

fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011