Ethan Hawke

The hottest man alive…

PLEASE MARRY ME ETHAN

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”

Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀

Me: Even better 😋🤤

by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024

Ethan

A funny theater kid who can get drunk off of 2 shots

Person 1: who's that drunk person over there?
Person 2: that's Ethan. He had a kombucha.

by NoBiney January 13, 2023

Ethan

Blob Fish

Ethan is Fat shit, that does no work in class and makes stupid comments on everything

by Sagareadysteady June 4, 2019

Ethan

An Ethan is someone who genuinely cares about people.

DEEZ NUTZ ETHAN

by yasssssssss234234 November 24, 2021

Ethan The 3ther

Allegedly does NOT have a video of 3 friends in a school bathroom

Ethan The 3ther is ok

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Ethan Hurlburt

An awesome guy who loves Pokémon, Minecraft, video games, and Harry Potter. He owns the YT channel Ethan the Blue Demon Vlogging but his parents took it away.

Oh my God, it's Ethan Hurlburt!!!

by Awesome Guy 3619 April 16, 2025

Ethan Bach

THE DRAGONBORN

"I AM THE DRAGONBORN" - Ethan Bach

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023