banana republic jefe

A nickname for the governator.

Someone who goes around with an excess in black suits escort, rivaling the president in 'protective' security.

Derived from banana republic and jefe, which is "boss" or "chief" in good ol' espanol.

Banana republic may also refer to the fact that the governator is a 'republican' dictator, who is an utter fail of a republican.

Correctional Officers and the prison's vocational teachers who spend their days among convicted felons can have their pay slashed by nearly 15% but the CHP officers who escort our governor like some sort of banana republic jefe enjoy their full pay?

by epeca April 11, 2010

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Uber Ninja Banana Skillz

Skillz that only a geneticly mutated banana that is trained in the wayz of the Ninjaz could have.

W00t.Look at those Uber Ninja Banana Skillz. I just pwned both their asses.

by Zak_the_N1NJ@ May 11, 2008

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One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

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blanket banana brown bingo

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.

Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

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Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation

While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.

by napajoe December 6, 2017

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