cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.
Did you hear Jayssnoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.
by Karen wise March 07, 2019
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n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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Zen's anal pubic hair

My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!
by 1637286462 September 27, 2017
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getting your hair pubed

making your hair curly and bushy
i couldnt sleep, guess i be late to my hair pube-ing.
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed
by the guy banging ur mom March 02, 2022
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National grab hair day

National grab hair day guysss!! Touch someone’s hair, even if they think it’s weird! This event starts on 22nd March. Have fun!!
Can I touch your hair? “No!” *touches hair* “wtf!!” Its national grab hair day :)
by Joes hair March 20, 2021
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A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.
by Amo 83 November 12, 2021
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pink haired sunoo smiling

pink haired sunoo smiling is a meme of a member in enhypen with pink hair being close to a camera smiling. many people find this meme funny yet cute. many people adore it.
Person 1: “Hey! have you seen the meme Pink Haired Sunoo Smiling?”
Person 2: “Ugh yes. Its so annoying”
Person 1: *pulls out a glock*
by qtsturm November 01, 2022
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