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string burn

Burn to a man’s penis as a result of excessive friction caused from a tampon string during intercourse.
After pulling out, she gasped “I think you might have string burn” !
by Geojonny October 19, 2018
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Burn

Why is she crying so hard
Shes listening to burn again
by Linnamonroll May 28, 2020
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Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
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Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018
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Burns

It means you smell like a rotten and charred grilled babst. Scares away all people. Considered to be direct descendants of Robert babst
by Salpnuts6969 January 28, 2019
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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Still Burning 🔥

Through every hour, I hold desire ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire

This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire

Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in

No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see

But still, you burn inside of me...

Despite your words, I no longer see

The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨

So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second

No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
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