Burn to a man’s penis as a result of excessive friction caused from a tampon string during intercourse.
by Geojonny October 19, 2018
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Get the Burn mug.When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
Get the Mushroom Burn mug.When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018
Get the Pubic Carpet Burn mug.It means you smell like a rotten and charred grilled babst. Scares away all people. Considered to be direct descendants of Robert babst
You look like a fat burns
by Salpnuts6969 January 28, 2019
Get the Burns mug.Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
Get the What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? mug.Through every hour, I hold desire ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in
No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see
But still, you burn inside of me...
Despite your words, I no longer see
The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨
So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second
No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
No silent night can make it tire
This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in
No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see
But still, you burn inside of me...
Despite your words, I no longer see
The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨
So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second
No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
by 617 🫶 Your Written Light 🫶 July 9, 2025
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