by HogInspector November 4, 2021
Get the Zootedmug. by skeetrag June 24, 2017
Get the Zootedmug. The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.
by A 138 lb wrestler February 18, 2015
Get the Zootedmug. The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
by urmotherismine May 24, 2025
Get the zootedmug. 
To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.
man im zooted afff
by FckingBubba August 12, 2022
Get the Zootedmug. 