Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

Blue Winner

Blue Winner is an Australian DJ and producer from the city of Melbourne. He makes electronic and dance music

"Dude, you heard Blue Winners new song"
"Nah man, any good"
"it was playing all night last night"

by Johnnyhooffer January 25, 2011

True Winner

When someone hits a shot in tennis that the other player can't get a touch of.

"Man those Muncy players sure love to hit true winners!"

by L-esboro April 29, 2023

Winner

A person who always wins, especially if they’re name is Hayley

Hayley is always a winner

by Bralexz June 26, 2018

Winner

A man named Moe EL

Wow, that man is a winner

by mchhyphenll May 18, 2025

A real winner

Said in a sarcastic way about someone who is actually the opposite of being a winner. A loser in other words.

Her ex boyfriend is a drug addict. Yea, he's a real winner.

by Andrewpreneur August 24, 2017