wine spodiodie

a woodey blend of fox urine and flat beer

"You boy's want some wine spodiodie?" -Rolling Kansas, 2004

by baked.baked December 24, 2005

wine and dine

You fuckers have it all wrong. It is used as an expression to express your intentions with a female.
To "wine and dine" someone would be to take them out for an expensive dinner, with some expensive alcohol (not exclusively wine) and then to proceed with fucking the cunt off them.

It can also be used for us middle classed people. For example, instead of an expensive dinner, Mickey D's and a cheap ass flick.

I'm going to wine and dine that bitch from accounting. She's been asking for it all month.

by Tiddles Waterfall May 9, 2008

red wine

a wine with alcohol in it that resembles the color red

i be gettin fucked up on da red wine

by bozo nebraska September 13, 2011

bovine wine

Defined as a glass of fresh cows milk.

"After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"

by MrMagnesium January 5, 2014

Wine Gift

Wine Gift, The

The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.

Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.

by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010

Pass the wine

When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.

Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.

by CryoCrew December 22, 2020

wine sneeze

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.

Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"

by WineRanger June 13, 2014