Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

Windy Pockets

meaning you’re broke or you got no motion

I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets

by grannyfartedonmypillow February 27, 2024

Windying

When it is about to be windy.

"It is about to start windying."

by znna.5 March 27, 2024

Mace Windy

When you misspell or autocorrect F**ks up the the name of famed Jedi Master, Mace Windu from Star Wars, played by Snakes on a Plane star, Samuel L. Jackson.

(Texting)

Guy 1: Who is your favorite Jedi from Star Wars?

Guy 2: I really love Mace Windy, the one with the purple lightsaber, Samuel L Jackson plays him so well
Guy 1: Did you mean Mace Windu?
Guy 2: Darn you autocorrect

by Y u need to look at username? August 9, 2022

Windy

A period of time in which a man is allowed (by a woman) to log in and play the video game.

“I’m trying to run some, any of you idiots got a windy”
“My wiiiiife don’t tell me when I’m allowed to play yub. You idiots ain’t got a windy”
“Lonnie you know you only got a 1 hour windy”

by HimmJones January 20, 2026