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Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market
Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad
by Fungus Black June 30, 2016
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Professional Widow

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.
Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.
by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015
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Walking in the Wind

One Direction song released on their 5th studio album, Made in the AM. Supposedly written after a 2am conversation between band members Harry Styles and Zayn Malik who soon left the band for personal reasons.

Chorus:
"You will find me
And you will find me
In places that we've never been
For reasons we don't understand
Walking in the wind"
Person 1: Seriously some One Direction songs are sooooo deep! I was listening to Walking in the Wind again and damn. That hits different.
Person 2: Yeah it's too underrated like have you HEARD Louis Tomlinson at 1:28????
by hazzaboobear28 August 11, 2020
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Golden Window

The period of time after your coffee is not too hot to burn your tongue but before it is too cold to be enjoyable.

IE: Coffee too Hot --- Golden Window -- Coffee too Cold
I hit the Golden Window during the Monday meeting, so it wasn't so bad.

You should hurry up and drink that down before you're out of the Golden Window.
by bearsbeetsbattlestargallactica November 22, 2010
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Black Widow

A woman who marries a man for money, then kills him to inherit all that he has. She becomes a widow when he dies, and the black represents the dirty deed that she did.
Tom: Look at Michelle, dude! She's 25 and look how rich she is!

Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!

Tom: What's a black widow?

Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.
by smcouvillion May 15, 2020
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facebook widow

a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker

b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
by karbyn October 1, 2007
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Incognito Window

A feature on the web browser Google Chrome, lets you view pages like porn sites without leaving traces of it in your browser history.
I wanted to watch some porn, so I did it in an incognito window so my parents wouldn't find out later.
by incognito porn watcher February 24, 2010
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