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Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
mugGet the Coffee wienermug.

wiener skunk

wiener dog and skunk has a baby. also known as farret
damn david you have a really nice wiener skunk
by asston_cuh August 9, 2020
mugGet the wiener skunkmug.

Wiener Grilling

Constant references to current political bar-b-que created by lifting the lid a hair too early and realizing the grilling in not over!
I saw more Wiener Grilling on the 6:00 news!
by Kitty Estrous June 14, 2011
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Wiener Cake

Something you say to replace a bad word or something you say when your excited. Wiener cake shows that you care about what you’re speaking about.
Holy wiener cake! My chicken noodle soup just fell on my pants!
by Whoispapi6-9 November 19, 2018
mugGet the Wiener Cakemug.

Wiener Sausage

When a circumcised and an uncircumcised penis come together. They put both of their heads together, and the uncircumcised foreskin gets wrapped around the circumcised dickhead to form a "sausage" of sorts. Also known as a wiener boop.
Man, did you hear about John and Bob?
What, how they came out as gay?
Not just that, but John is uncircumcised, too!
Wow, they must make the greatest Wiener Sausages!
by Skiny Weener June 1, 2018
mugGet the Wiener Sausagemug.

Wiener leaner

A wiener leaner is when you adjust you wiener to the right position so that you are comfortable.
"Wait man I have to adjust!"
"I get it, you just have a wiener leaner."
"Nobody wants a wiener leaner."
by Itsbabyc💜 December 26, 2016
mugGet the Wiener leanermug.

Wiener Smile

placing ones penis across the mouth of another person.
I took a picture of Jeff sleeping while I gave him a wiener smile
by Steelers019 March 26, 2011
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