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Hollywood Weather

Noun, used to describe weather that looks nice on screen but is shitty when you go outside
E.g when the sky is blue and the sun shines but it's very cold
Person 1: "hey wanna go outside for a walk? Look how nice the weather's today."

Person 2: "That's Hollywood weather. I already went outside and its super cold."
by Reila March 13, 2022
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Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.
Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.
by The Best Head game February 25, 2019
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Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.
Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
by BB Swan November 8, 2017
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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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change the weather

by MegaFGT August 13, 2017
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Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.
Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.
by The Best Head game February 25, 2019
mugGet the Weather Pornmug.

storky weather

weather that is a suitable climate for storks, slang= saying that the air is fresh
the air is fresh today, such good storky weather
by kathy151 April 8, 2021
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