Wannabe Poseur

People who are so desprate to fit in, that'll be a posuer for anyone or anything.

See that girl over there, she's been a poseur for everyone this year including the teacher's pet. That's a Wannabe Poseur if I ever did see one.

by Adry Vulcan February 24, 2010

hardcore wannabe

someone usually in their teens, pretending to others that they respect post hardcore and metal (including subgenres) as only middle aged bald, bearded men can. they are either all out emo, or nerds who try to shock people by revealing their music taste.

Guy: hey man periphery are so good i listen to them all the time
Guy 2: you're just a hardcore wannabe man
Guy: I am not I love the screamy bit!!
*cut to Guy sitting at home listening to britney spears whilst researching softcore metal bands*

by AKAKAY November 6, 2013

turd wannabes

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.

My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.

by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015

wannabe baraco

People who live outside of Louisdale, Nova Scotia (in front or behind the mall) that mock Baracos but they secretly want to be one. (Some have even been known to move there...even if it’s temporarily)

Those wannabe Baracos make jokes but we know the truth.

by 226alltheway December 28, 2020

Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.

HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!

by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021

wannabe trender

Www.wannabetrender.weebly.com is a cute little fashion blog for teens. One of the only fashion blogs that isn't centred around unacheivable standards and consumerism, but on the basics of fashion.

"Omg have you seen Wannabe Trender, the new fashion blog?"

"Haha I'm such a Wannabe Trender, love that blog"

by Mystery answrerererer April 17, 2014

Emo wannabe

That kid who wears all black, skeleton necklaces and rings, a choker from Clair's, shops at hot topic, thinks Billie eillish is emo but the moment an actual emo tries talking to them about emo stuff they sound like a total idiot cause they don't know anything about the emo culture or what it actually means to be emo. A wannabe emo will usually say that have deppression cause they took a quiz on BuzzFeed. Wannabe emos are usually about 12-15 girls who probably have cheap box red hair dye.

Actual emo: I saw you at hot topic the other day
Emo wannabe: oh yeah I'm so emo, I go their all the time
Actual emo: what's your favorite emo musician?
Wannabe emo: Billie eillish! Ocean eyes is my favorite song!

by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019