Wannabe Poseur

People who are so desprate to fit in, that'll be a posuer for anyone or anything.

See that girl over there, she's been a poseur for everyone this year including the teacher's pet. That's a Wannabe Poseur if I ever did see one.

by Adry Vulcan February 24, 2010

Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?

iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.

by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM August 25, 2011

hardcore wannabe

someone usually in their teens, pretending to others that they respect post hardcore and metal (including subgenres) as only middle aged bald, bearded men can. they are either all out emo, or nerds who try to shock people by revealing their music taste.

Guy: hey man periphery are so good i listen to them all the time
Guy 2: you're just a hardcore wannabe man
Guy: I am not I love the screamy bit!!
*cut to Guy sitting at home listening to britney spears whilst researching softcore metal bands*

by AKAKAY November 6, 2013

turd wannabes

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.

My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.

by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015

kardashian wannabe

Any girl who acts like a spoiled brat,or any young woman who is a wannabe spoiled "Rich Bitch".

That girl is so "Stuck Up" and spoiled, she acts like a Kardashian Wannabe

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

wannabe trender

Www.wannabetrender.weebly.com is a cute little fashion blog for teens. One of the only fashion blogs that isn't centred around unacheivable standards and consumerism, but on the basics of fashion.

"Omg have you seen Wannabe Trender, the new fashion blog?"

"Haha I'm such a Wannabe Trender, love that blog"

by Mystery answrerererer April 17, 2014

Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.

HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!

by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021