The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 15, 2009
A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.
Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!
Player 2: alright! What will you get?
Player 1: Vertical Mobility
Player 2: fuck you
Player 2: alright! What will you get?
Player 1: Vertical Mobility
Player 2: fuck you
by epicepicface January 17, 2024
n. A woman's minge.
Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.
by HadeK September 17, 2013
A very fat vagina
by CountVonfingerbang August 24, 2015
Vertical scrolling rhythm games (also known as VSRG) are a type of rhythm games where notes scroll (usually) top to bottom and land on the judgment line where they are hit.
Beatmania IIDX is a Vertical scrolling rhythm game better known for it's dense beatmaps mapped over 7 keys and a scratch lane
by Ruslan4ic October 05, 2023
A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 02, 2023
by Themysteriouspopatoe October 14, 2017