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Vegas Jackpot

A sexual position in which one partner jams several quarters or silver dollars partway up the other partners nose, then has them perform oral sex vigorously until the jackpot is 'released' in the form of coins, semen, or hopefully both simultaneously (also called a Riverboat Flush)
She wouldn't let me have anal sex, but she did give me a Vegas Jackpot!
by Dr. VonFrankensetin April 17, 2009
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Vegannoying

The act of talking about veganism so much, either in person or online, that it causes the vegan's friends, acquaintances and family to roll their carnivorous eyes.
"We had to stop inviting them over because they were vegannoying the becheesus out of us."
by Noewords June 11, 2013
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casual vegan

someone who wants to be vegan. they support veganism and would like to be vegan if they weren’t wimps. if there is a vegan option on a menu that they like, they will choose that, but when there’s no other option, they will cave in and have some decaying animal flesh.
-if you’re a vegan, why are you eating meat?
i’m a casual vegan

-i’m a casual vegan, a vegan with cheat days.

-i’m a casual vegan. don’t bother me while i eat my chicken sandwich!
by veggy froot January 6, 2019
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Vegan cookies

Delicious and nutritious! If you think they're a "poor excuse for cookies" you obviously haven't tried them.
by allyg8tor September 8, 2007
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Vegas Spectacular

You're fooling around with a smoking hot woman and having a great time. She asks if you want to get kinky and you're feeling it so you say ok. She asks to do you in the ass with a strap-on and you hesitantly say let's do it. So you're having a great time enjoying yourselves and all of a sudden your ass is filled with cum. You then realize that the woman is a tranny!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Hooking up with a girl that you know nothing about and all of a sudden you have a load blown inside you! Thought it was a strap-on! That was a Vegas Spectacular
by Pride Of The North September 17, 2010
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Vegas Enabler

Those friends who are unpredictable, uncontrollable, and yet, so damn irresistible. Whenever they're around, you know something is going to happen. Usually something insane. Definitely something memorable. These people talk us out of our comfort zones, crossing the line, and pulling us along with them. Kicking and screaming at first, laughing later. Some call them bad influences, but Vegas calls them unofficial ambassadors. Because, quite frankly, what happens here wouldn’t happen without them.
"Of course, my Vegas Enabler Shane had us popping open and spraying bottles of Cristal as if they were the Fountains of Bellagio."
by Neon Sally September 30, 2013
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Vegas Flu

The sickness you come down with while in Vegas because you’re partying way too hard. Rumored to effect away hockey teams coming to visit the Vegas Golden Knights. Even the most professional hockey players enjoy their vices.
Earlier in the season, the Winnipeg Jets opted to arrive in Vegas a full three days before their game with the Golden Knights. All Jets players caught the Vegas flu and come gameday they were crushed 5-2.

"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman
by Reginlief June 9, 2018
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