One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.

The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae

One legged Russian vacuum by Poopballz42069 May 8, 2016

cake vacuum

(n)
refers to an obese person. the said person can sometimes be very bitchy when not fed their cake. calling someone a 'cake vacuum' implies that, if a cake were given to them, they would inhale it as if there was no tomorrow.

shortens to cake vac

person 1: Fatty over there is such a cake vacuum. he already ate the entire cake that was for the whole party.
person 2: what a fat ass...

cake vacuum by fat person January 8, 2008

Alex's Vacuum 

A term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend. One in which a man comes to work, or another public place with bruises, in which lacking a better excuse simply states (see example). The name Alex was chosen as a prefix in a degrading way, since Alex means "Defender of Man" this term obviously degrades the person.

Friend 1: Did you hear John has a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.

Alex's Vacuum by Spoonyy September 22, 2010

Cum Vacuum 

Where you cum into your belly button and have someone suck it out.

May I have a cum vacuum from you?

Cum Vacuum by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

Cooter vacuum by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

virgina vacuum 

The act of putting a vacuum to the vagina or penis.

Dude last night Stacy was sooooo freaky. She even gave me the Virgina Vacuum!

virgina vacuum by EVILPANMAN November 20, 2016

Toyam Vacuum 

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.

When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!

Toyam Vacuum by BV69BV September 5, 2017