Utah Pantlegging

Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.

Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!

by My grandma just ate some prune April 2, 2019

Utah Terk and Jerk

The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.

I Did the Utah Terk and Jerk last night, It was wonderful!

by Cockniggalicker6969 November 8, 2025

Utah

One of those states and or places that you forget exist until you look at a map or something.

Harry: What's the most forgettable US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Utah

Slang for a person who’s obsessed with being skinny and policing other people’s bodies

“You look like you eat good”

“Ok Utah…?”

by Alex g fan May 12, 2025

Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022

Utah hot tamale special

When a woman sits behinds a man’s ass exposed while he shits in her face

Jessica and Terrence always do the Utah hot tamale special because they both have severe autism

by Skidturd April 20, 2025

Utah Helicopter

When someone is so drunk they can't speak and/or text right and talk about random things. Including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.

Jake was a Utah helicopter last night. Did you hear him talking about taco bell non-stop?

by Zackhicky October 21, 2010