Only the coolest college in Utah where a bunch of people come from out of state for no other reason than its a damn cheap school.
Also the only place in Utah to get a half decenteducation.
a conversation between two University of Utah students 1st student: Hey where are you from?
2nd student: New York..
1st student: So what brings you to the U of U?
2nd student: Its damn cheap.
Institute of higher education in the state of Utah. Mormons come here to "go wild", other people come to get a hint of what Nazi prison camp was like. Upon graduation, most students enter one of the state's two industries: religion or skiing.
- "So where are you going to college?"
- "University of Utah. What's the most fun thing to do there?"
- "Pack up and get the hell out."
basically take northern utah, minus the fun things to do (seven peaks, snow, ect.), add a fuckton more heat, and then add a lot more high school drug use. you now have southern utah
Person in northern utah: "wow i dont think there can be a single place more boring than here."
Person from southern utah: "Is that a challenge?"
City in Utah, known for being Pleasant, yet grove-ly. Also known for producing the most NOOBtastic NOOBS in all of Utah. Yeah, the only drugs these people can hook you up with is the shit their family practicioner prescribes. Only use is as a half way point.