uncle mal

The act of throwing someone into a swimming pool when they are not expecting it.

I am going to bag my phone in case someone uncle mals me at the party tonight.

by sailingdave May 3, 2014

13th Uncle

A creepy uncle that touches little kids.

John: Is there anything I should know before I come to the family reunion?
Mike: Yeah, make sure you stay away from my 13th uncle. He's a weirdo.

by Cheddar Bunnies November 26, 2020

Uncle Jordy

A.
The roomate of ANY guy you are having casual sex with. Many times you will find such a character wrapped up in drinking beer and smoking weed while expressing with no passion at all "im bored". He will find great excitement in online poker tounaments and will not be phased by you coming and going to sleep with his roomate.

So uncle jordy got in on the action during the booty calllast night.

by Darkeness October 27, 2010

Uncle Douche

The one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an AHole.

Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.

Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back

Me: alright( sounds reasonable)

Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.

by doug longz March 25, 2011

uncle bourbon

A really chill, middle-aged Russian man who will be more than happy to give you his AK if you take him to Dry Station. He is the one who calls them Bitches.

Your Comrade: Woah, chuvak! Where did you get this Kalash?

You: Uncle Bourbon, of course.

by 'Murican Apple October 5, 2017

uncle cuckus

Uncle cuckus, basically a more extreme, irrational and aggressive version of an uncle cuck. Basically the same as uncle ruckus but the white version.

All white people are racist, I'm so ashamed of being white, you cannot be racist to white people.

No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.

by XxP1KEY69xX August 22, 2017

Whatsapp Uncle

A person who spreads news or gives opinions without qualification, certification, or proper education. Normally seen on Whatsapp spreading fake news, and not quoting proper sources. They normally think of themself to always be right when they are usually wrong.

A Whatsapp Uncle is a graduate of Whatsapp University.

Khalid: "Did you see this Hadith about the Prophet Uncle Yasir sent me?"
Omair: "Always verify what Uncle Yasir says, he is a Whatsapp Uncle!"
Khalid: " You are right, first he told me Corona Virus was fake, now he is telling me the vaccination is fake. He is such a Whatsapp Uncle."

by Wiseguy0909 July 23, 2021