two second style

Quickly, in a hurry, pronto, hasty, fast, etc.

Relax, just wait, I'll be at your house fucking two second style.

by JhEf January 30, 2009

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Two Tongues

An Indie band formed in 2008 by the Lead Singers of Saves The Day and Say Anything. Released their self-titled debut album on February 3rd, 2009.

Band Members:
Max Bemis - Lead Guitar/Vocals (Say Anything)
Chris Conley - Guitar/Vocals (Saves The Day
Coby Linder - Drums/Percussion (Say Anything)
Dave Soloway - Bass Guitar (Saves The Day)

Discography:
Two Tongues (2009)

A: Did you hear Two Tongues Album?

B: Yeah, my favorite song is 'Crawl'

A: Oh, mines 'Even If You Don't'. It really speaks to me.

by Last best hope February 17, 2009

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two bag fuck

When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.

One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.

"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2

by rfair July 1, 2009

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Two week list

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

It's basically a bucket list of murder.

That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!

by Godlessness April 20, 2011

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Two-Headed Kangaroo

1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.

2. A fat ugly whore.

*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"

by SloppySeconds77 May 21, 2011

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Two Bottom Plow

Known in rural areas of the Midwest, this term is used for the dirty naughty farm bitches. If you find that dirty farmers daughter that wants two cocks in her ass simultaneously, just tell her Dad you are giving her the two bottom plow to keep things civil. The two bottom plow is defined as double penetration “plowing that field” in the anus.

Ole farmer Johnson’s daughter said she will let us do whatever we want to her, I say we give her the two bottom plow.

by Teamcletus April 11, 2019

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