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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma January 3, 2013
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Devan Turk

Currently taken. Has a fat cock and will only shove it in big black malakas. Without food, he would not live. He would look amazing with an Elvis Presley haircut.
Devan Turk, the big burly man, has a giant horse cock.
by Screwviedy May 3, 2022
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Turk

A backward aggressive person who doesn't quite understand that he (usually) is a social pariah. Used derogatively especially in Australia.
Abdul is such a turk, he has no idea about how to interact with other people.
by the shonny March 13, 2017
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Turk

One who is unaware but aware at the same time and cabbage. TURK, TURKEY
by Gzuned March 9, 2021
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turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 August 19, 2016
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