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Shondito Tsunami

The act of waiting your whole life for that sweet chance to slide through the back entrance. The build up in your mind has been so great that at the moment of penetration on you immediately explode an immense load of goo. This sets off an unforeseen tidal wave of feces and love juice that decimates everything in its path in a 15 foot radius and sends you scooting across the room like a body surfer. You’re only option is to doggy paddle back to your wifey and give her mouth to mouth before she drowns in a puddle of her own soil.
The wait was so intense, when she finally allowed me inside I set off a Shondito Tsunami
by Atlanta00 March 28, 2025
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Shondito Tsunami

When you wait and wait your whole life desperately awaiting the chance to slide your member into the rear entrance. When you finally get your chance, you bust an immense load of man goo at the instant of penetration. This surprising act sets off a shocking chain reaction where your parter releases massive tidal wave of feces and spunk which destroys everything within a 15 foot radius. You ride this wave of waste across the room like a body surfer. You are then forced to doggy paddle back to your lady and give her doodoo entrenched struggling body mouth to mouth before she drowns in her own excrement.
I was so excited for my first try at slipping it in the rear that I burst immediately and set off a Shondito Tsunami.
by Atlanta00 March 30, 2025
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Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.
1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."
by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025
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Tsunami Survivor

A tsunami survivor is a person who appears in a photo where everybody else phtobombed this photo him or her.
He tried to take a picture when he graduated but it was too crowded, what a tsunami survivor !

I was trying to take a photo by the Eifel tower but everyone kept standing in frame! I felt like a tsunami survivor!
by hotdogscutepugs December 7, 2022
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Tsunami Face

A sexual action first performed by Wett Diamond, a porn star known for her impeccable squirting ability. More in depth, a "Tsunami Face" occurs when one sticks their ass out on their bed, holds their legs up , and squirts at such a high velocity and quantity (hence "tsunami") of squirt out of her vagina that it lands on her face, drenching themself in squirt.
John: Dude, I just donated 500 tokens to Wett Diamond and she totally did a tsunami face!

Oscar: Wait, that's goated.
by ahotperson56 August 11, 2023
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Tsunami War

When two girls squirt excessively over a guys face.
Those girls do a tsunami war on Brian last night and he almost drowned
by Kales13 November 26, 2025
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Emotional Tsunami

The shit that happens when Trump is in offices and all CEOs think they're him as well.
Today they announces that we all need to be in the office 4 days a week, the CEO gave me an emotional tsunami that means I can no longer work.
by Philistine Filly December 11, 2025
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