totse

The best website on the net short of porn.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

cheesy tots

a girl that has no home to live in that will fuck you for a cig, blow you for a bed for a night, and flash you for some BK cheesy tots

Man that chick was desperate.

Yeah i think she was cheesy tots.

by Nayrb Avob February 15, 2010

wild thots

A sOnG bY qUeEn RiRI

WHEN IM WITH U ALL I GET IS WILD THOTS

by cyutefool August 2, 2017

Tootsie Pop

The act of sneaking your finger into your buttcrack or butthole and having a girl unknowingly suck on that finger

"Yo dude, i gave that bitch a tootsie pop last night."

by kcchiefs07 October 13, 2007

Totsphemy

1: The act of any facility serving tatertots running out of tatertots at any time during regualar business hours.

2: Elitist remarks made by indivudals based on their tatertot gustation perference.

3: Dropping a tatertot on the floor and failing to recover within the five second parameter.

1: Sonic: May I take your order?

Shawn: Yeah gimmie some tots!

Sonic: I'm sorry we're out of tots.

Shawn: Totsphemy!

2: Daisy: ummmm this ketchup is perfect on my tots

Stoney: These tots don't need ketchup. What an amature

Daisy: Totsphemer!

3: Crash: Tot down! Tot down!

Pappy: Save it 5 second rule.

Pappy: 5...

Pappy: 4...

Pappy: 3...

Crash: I can't find it!?!

Pappy: 2...

Pappy: 1...

Crash: Crap! We lost him!

Pappy: Totsphemy!

by Mr. Nova<3 April 7, 2011

Tootsie Roll Canoli

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

Thotsequence

Consequences for being a thotty.

Being a hoe is fun, but comes with many thotsequences.

She got pregnant after taking it raw.
THOTSEQUENCE

by _iaintlion_ January 20, 2016