True as toast

When something is just too true to be expressed any other way. Coined by the show Pysch

True as toast man, I couldn't believe it either!

by Cucumber11 March 18, 2011

Sad Toast

A toasted piece of bread that is un-buttered and has no jelly on it or has had a bite taken out of it.
This term is often used as a sympathy expression.

Donny: Man, another girl rejected me.
Corey: Sad toast :'(

Aaron: I'm having a really bad day today.
Tim: Sad Toast :'(

by Strokezy November 15, 2010

Beans on toasting

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021

The Tyson Toast

When a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to climax you pull out of her mouth, nut in her ear, and proceed to bite her ear off. Do so as if her ear is the bread and the nut is the condiment.

"Bro this girl was giving me head and I pulled off The Tyson Toast!"

by Humphrey III September 22, 2019

off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK March 11, 2011

Wheat toast

People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.

How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.

by Kidneybean00 February 5, 2017