When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.
Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."
Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."
Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"
Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."
Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."
Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"
Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."
by Your Ice Cream Man August 08, 2008
When Ya Start bleeding out Ya Anus like a Period but opposite. Not to be confused with Ash Ketcham and Period.
by ThatGuyThatDoesntKnowWatHeDoin December 18, 2016
by acura10 May 29, 2015
by Dielawn13 January 27, 2019
Eating a girl out on her period
Have you ever had ketchup and dumplings?
by Godzilla January 05, 2015
by awmm May 28, 2015
Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.
John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"
by Its Shatter September 05, 2018