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Tipsy

A really loud, deaf cat that only stops meowing when he is asleep. Occasionally, he will gift you with a turd on your bed.
by anonymous February 5, 2021
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Tickle pickle tipson

Therapy where you tickle Dominic Shoftstall's pickle for a nickel. This therapy is physical therapy. Known to work the best when your name is "Herbert the pervert" or "Chester the Child Molester"
Madden : dude how r u feeling today?
Chester : Bro I'm feeling rough, I think I need some tickle pickle tipson therapy.
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Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.
Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
by Johnny Mo November 7, 2006
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Tipsy Horse

When a chubby girl that looks like a horse comes to a party and drinks 1 ounce of alcohol and acts like she is really drunk. Then goes around trying to get with all of the guys at the party.
Me and my friends were having a good time at the party until the tipsy horse came and started spilling the alcohol everywhere and wobbling her fatness around to Dance Remix... all of us were saying "please don't shake that ass ass ass ass ass ass ass"
by ninjalooper February 3, 2012
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Tipski

That becky definitely seemed like she was Delta Foxtrot Tango, but she only let him play tipski.
by Jereth Cutestory February 8, 2010
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Tipslip

When a male has a boner and the tip of the penis sticks out of their pants.
Guy: Hey, I can give you a nice tipslip if you do me a favor.
by JonTronN64 April 8, 2015
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tipsy bartender

A YouTube channel that showcases how to make several drinks, from shots and bombs to Jungle Juices. Plus, plenty of sexy women!
"Yo, I found this on Tipsy Bartender, we should make it!"
by WolfePackAlpha May 29, 2017
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