Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
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Get the Thumper mug.An excellent round of oral sex, predominantly (but not exclusively) referring to sucking a male appendage.
by Pukas Grig V April 16, 2024
Get the Thumper mug.A penis of significant length and girth: A penis whose size and weight are substantial enough that, when lifted and then dropped over a tabletop, it produces an audible "thump."
by Kowallace May 26, 2024
Get the thumper mug.Bible Thumper: one who talks to others regarding the Bible and Jesus trying to have them accept Jesus as their Saviour.
Bible thumper Don came around again today, still trying to get me to accept Jesus Christ as my Saviour.
by Brother Donald June 16, 2022
Get the Bible thumper mug.A thumper is a charismatic protestant Christian Zelot who pushing religion on others and only uses the King James version of the bible and is radical that they will speak in quotes from the bible and only listens to approved Christian music . Their beliefs are so extreme that they actually believe anyone who is not a charismatic Christian is a devil
Example 1 :The Thumper is on the street preaching to everyone and is waiting for YHYW to take him away . Example 2 : The thumper won't cross the street till Jesus tells him to. Example 3 : The thumper keeps quoting gibberish and won't have a logical conversion, and all I did was ask how he was doing .
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