Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!

by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023

Pickle thumper

A large wide man who enjoys the simple pleasure that is penis.

Hey dawg just wanted to let you know I’m a pickle thumper

by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023

Thug Thumper

Noun: A basic type female that prefers the thug life kind of guy. This type of basic female is often found going from guy to guy has no job may have a few kids and listens to the top 20 rap battles of 2001 on replay.

Ugh, Devin is such a thug thumper.

by Titansgirl03 December 13, 2017

Thumper

An excellent round of oral sex, predominantly (but not exclusively) referring to sucking a male appendage.

Was with the missus after work and we had a great time. Copped a stellar thumper that night.

by Pukas Grig V April 16, 2024

Thumper

The person who jerks off in the corner during an orgy, never gets any sex.

Brian was the thumper at our orgy last night.
You gonna get in on this or are you gonna be a thumper?
Every good orgy needs a thumper.

by Seamonkey Jenkins February 13, 2021