Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

Threesome

Something my sister wants to have but will never get.

STOP DEAR SISTER YOU WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME

by Undertale Fan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° July 3, 2021

Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.

Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.

by dude who fucks March 30, 2022

MG Threesome

A threesome with a milf and a gilf.

I'm having dinner with this hot chick and her hot mom tonight. They're both digging me. I'm most definitely having a MG Threesome!

by The Bota King April 9, 2020

Threesome

When you, your crush and your ex have sex simultaneously.

Man, I wish I had a threesome every goddamn day!

by AlexGodlyOfficial09 May 12, 2020

Sour Patch Threesome

When you have three Sour Patch Kids left.

Person 1: SHIT A SOUR PATCH THREESOME!

by Rest In Bork March 23, 2017

royal threesome

When two Armenian guys treat a lady like a princess then pamper and spoil her throughout the night as they turn her into a queen, and once the night is over, they turn the girl into a slave into the bedroom, dominating her sexually

hey lets royal threesome Ali

by royal threesome October 17, 2014